This week, we check out a man who is known very little for his brief MMA career, but he is a "superstar" of crime. After washing out of the lowest levels of MMA, he takes a job at Home Depot, meeting some new friends, and trying to lead a normal life. He meets some new friends, while selling them a barbecue, which to a night of heavy drinking, and good times. The problem is, at the end of the night, both of his new friends are dead, and the entire scene is soaked in blood. But he denies it all... until he decides that it was self defense, with one of the most ridiculous stories/excuses of all time!
Fail in your athletic career, have 2 roommates in a small apartment, and make up a fantastical story of how you were actually the victim, and did what you had to do to survive with Joaquin "Fire" Balassa!!
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#250 - A Parade Of Cats & Crazy - The Feralness of Teddy Hart
#249 - A Different Kind Of Sandwich - The Sinkingness of Chris Herren
#248 - The Wrong Thing, The Right Way? - The Bombasticness of Michael "The Playmaker" Irvin & The Scummie Awards!!
#247 - More Victims Than A Small Country - The Crookedness of Scott Tucker
#246 - The Shirtless Cocaine Hunter - The Unseemliness of Josh Hamilton
#245 - Da Mystery Of Chessboxin'... And Murder Plots - The Well Roundedness of Terry Marsh
#244 - Standing In My Own Way - The of Industriousness of Rod Strickland
#243 - At Least His Murder Wasn't Phony - The Concoctedness of Rafiel Torre
#242 - Never A Dull Moment - The Incessantness of Brandon Marshall
#241 - Digging In A Dark Place - The Reticentness of Chris Dawson
#240 - Gagne, Columbo & Coppola - The Fortuitousness of Lenny Montana
#239 - Wrong Lesson Learned - The Tempestuousness of Anthony Grundy
#238 - The Mushroom Tip Of The Iceberg - The Pantslessness of Lance Rentzel
#237 - Poised For Violence - The Eruptiveness of Cesar Cedeno
#236 - Is DNA Even Real? - The Bafflingness of Exum Speight
#235 - Bear Claws & Oral - The Expansiveness of Charles Barkley
#234 - Gross In Every Way - The Deviantness of Adam Johnson
#233 - Hungry For Life - The Ravenousness of Albert Haynesworth
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