This week, we check out a man who is known very little for his brief MMA career, but he is a "superstar" of crime. After washing out of the lowest levels of MMA, he takes a job at Home Depot, meeting some new friends, and trying to lead a normal life. He meets some new friends, while selling them a barbecue, which to a night of heavy drinking, and good times. The problem is, at the end of the night, both of his new friends are dead, and the entire scene is soaked in blood. But he denies it all... until he decides that it was self defense, with one of the most ridiculous stories/excuses of all time!
Fail in your athletic career, have 2 roommates in a small apartment, and make up a fantastical story of how you were actually the victim, and did what you had to do to survive with Joaquin "Fire" Balassa!!
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#289 - I'm Always Innocent - The Cinematicness of Vinny "The Pazmanian Devil" Pazienza
#288 - A Search For Sympathy - The Affrontedness of Julio Lugo
#287 - Soaked In Gasoline, Holding A Match - The Blatantness of Garry Sullivan
#286 - Someone Is Going To Die - The Decliningness of Larry Johnson
#285 - A Royal Mess - The Regalness of Jerry "The King" Lawler
#284 - Tuff Juice & Mountain Dew - The Vindicatedness of Caron Butler
#283 - Please Hate Me - The Hateableness of Marcelo "El Chino" Rios
#282 - Thy Brother's Robber - The Unsuspectingness of Michael Carbajal
#281 - He's Fine... Maybe Not - The Abjectness of Quincy Carter
#280 - A Bad Samaritan - The Dopiness of Jon "Bones" Jones
#279 - The Next Big Nothing - The Loathsomeness of Steve "Gatorwolf" Ketcher
#278 - Cocaine Is My Only Friend - The Loneliness of Rod Scurry
#277 - Trick AND Treat!! - The Decentness of Lorenzen Wright
#276 - Microchips In My Ears - The Copiousness of Israel "Izzy" Lang
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#274 - Serial Buttocks Fondler - "Iron" Mike Tyson - Part 2
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