This week, we check out a man who is known very little for his brief MMA career, but he is a "superstar" of crime. After washing out of the lowest levels of MMA, he takes a job at Home Depot, meeting some new friends, and trying to lead a normal life. He meets some new friends, while selling them a barbecue, which to a night of heavy drinking, and good times. The problem is, at the end of the night, both of his new friends are dead, and the entire scene is soaked in blood. But he denies it all... until he decides that it was self defense, with one of the most ridiculous stories/excuses of all time!
Fail in your athletic career, have 2 roommates in a small apartment, and make up a fantastical story of how you were actually the victim, and did what you had to do to survive with Joaquin "Fire" Balassa!!
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#269 - Earth Wind & Fryar - The Diversifiedness of Irving Fryar
#268 - Pretending To Be A Murderer - The Almostness of Charles Shackleford
#267 - The Devil Incarnate - The Villainousness of Andrew Wadsworth
#266 - Running From The Truth - The Amoralness of Rosie Ruiz
#265 - I'm Matt F#$*&$% Bush!! - The Fruitlessness of Matt Bush
#264 - Charming The Cobra - The Shroudedness of Kabary "The Egyptian Magician" Salem
#263 - Busted, Prison, Rinse, Repeat - The Unremittingness of Charles Zwolsman Sr
#262 - Welcome To Death Row - The Burgeoningness of Marion "Suge" Knight
#261 - Nobody Likes A Cody - The Insipidness of Cody Ledbetter
#260 - Michael Jordan's Idol - The Unrealizedness of David "Skywalker" Thompson
#259 - Steroids, G-Strings & Federal Crime - The Swaggeringness of Jeff Gaylord
#258 - Stabbed & Left For Drunk - The Disquietingness of Warren Wells
#257 - Smokin' & Cursin' & Drinkin' & Murderin' - The Unforgivableness of Willie "The Cannon" Shannon
#256 - Fill My Hat With Crack - The Jauntiness of Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd
#255 - Violence, Cocaine & Shotguns - The of Quarrelsomeness of Tyler "The Beast" East
#254 - Like A Thief In The Day - The Recurrentness of Bernard "Looney" Toone
#253 - Beaten, Battered & Broke - The Depletedness of Keith McCants
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