I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Withholding the Bribery”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
(Oh, boo-hoo)
He’s withholding the bribery
One even the blind can see
Guilty of fraud and conspiracy
Obstruction and being a pu$$y
He never thought he would be caught
He thought everything could be bought
Forgot technology exists
Thought TikTok was a clock for kids
Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)
Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)
He must have some dirt on them (Up!)
Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym
Morals not a part of his life
He’d rather die than say he lied
About to face his comeuppance
“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence
A criminal (Lock)
He is a criminal (Him)
A criminal (Up)
He is a criminal (Now)
Each accusation is a confession
When he threatens, he says “I was…”
Speaking, he was only speaking
“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo
Dealing, he is always dealing
“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”
Reeling, his story is reeling
Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids
Covers, he’s running for covers
But the bed he made he will now have to lie in
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Balls of Dystopia” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Knights of Cydonia”)
”Shroom-Shaped C*ck” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Heart-Shaped Box”)
”Trump” (parody based on The Presidents of the United States of America song, ”Lump”)
”Ass Is Burning” (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, ”Beds Are Burning”)
”Breaking the Seal” (parody based on the Judas Priest song, ”Breaking the Law”)
”Lady G” (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, ”Jeremy”)
”Machines Said” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Machinehead”)
”Hydroxychloroquine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Lithium”)
”Team Ukraine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”On a Plain”)
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