I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“You’re Accused and Betrayed”
Insurrection!
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He has told thirty-thousand lies
So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t
Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout
QAnon gibberish
Attack police, what’s free
Because you’re patriotic
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
He will watch as you go down
Viking helmets and all
His show isn’t going well
Prepped for you to take the fall
You are the clowns
Go ahead, grab the flagpoles
Hit democracy’s mouth
In their graves, our Founders turn
Witnessing nooses form
Pence hangs around
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces bigly…
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier
Seemingly unable to pull out
He will bail you all out
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 2
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 1
A Well-Regurgitated Militia
In Musk We Thrust
Do as we tweet, not as we vote.
Dunce Charming: The Jordan Peterson Story
It’s not a problem if you ignore it.
Extremely Extreme Extremists
SCROTUS
”We Stand with the Ukraine” (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, ”Insane in the Brain”)
”Balls of Dystopia” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Knights of Cydonia”)
”Shroom-Shaped C*ck” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Heart-Shaped Box”)
”Trump” (parody based on The Presidents of the United States of America song, ”Lump”)
”Ass Is Burning” (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, ”Beds Are Burning”)
”Breaking the Seal” (parody based on the Judas Priest song, ”Breaking the Law”)
”Lady G” (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, ”Jeremy”)
”Machines Said” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Machinehead”)
”Hydroxychloroquine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Lithium”)
”Team Ukraine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”On a Plain”)
The Alien Envision
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