I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”
Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind
What could be on the other side?
A porn star ready to spank him with his face?
His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?
Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case
They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes
Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe
He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
The stars and stripes he claims to always salute
Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families
There’s not a single brave bone in him
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory placed a restraining order against him
The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”
“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”
He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)
But remembered none of the words
“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)
“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”
Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory will never embrace his filth
It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest
Than feel his puny hands on it
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed
Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit
Such a man-baby, he is
So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry
He’ll be embraced by bars in time
Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry
But will never outrun our stars and stripes
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Shroom-Shaped C*ck” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Heart-Shaped Box”)
”Trump” (parody based on The Presidents of the United States of America song, ”Lump”)
”Ass Is Burning” (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, ”Beds Are Burning”)
”Breaking the Seal” (parody based on the Judas Priest song, ”Breaking the Law”)
”Lady G” (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, ”Jeremy”)
”Machines Said” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Machinehead”)
”Hydroxychloroquine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Lithium”)
”Team Ukraine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”On a Plain”)
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