I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Stormy At Birth”
Melanie’s at home with their son
So, where’s he gone?
Getting milk, food at the store?
No, he met a porn star instead
In a bed
Husband, father of the year
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Saying “Sign this and tell no one”
Life changed after his baby’s birth
Storm alert
One-thirty K to shut her up
This could hurt his chances of…with
Who’s the b*tch?
Melanie or Melanoma?
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Saying “Sign this and tell no one”
He whips out his mini-mushroom
Then saying, “I was in the pool”
Pretending he was cool
He was finished before they started
Oh, God, yes, he is so screwed
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 2
Can You Hear Me Now? Part 1
A Well-Regurgitated Militia
In Musk We Thrust
Do as we tweet, not as we vote.
Dunce Charming: The Jordan Peterson Story
It’s not a problem if you ignore it.
Extremely Extreme Extremists
SCROTUS
”We Stand with the Ukraine” (parody based on the Cypress Hill song, ”Insane in the Brain”)
”Balls of Dystopia” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Knights of Cydonia”)
”Shroom-Shaped C*ck” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Heart-Shaped Box”)
”Trump” (parody based on The Presidents of the United States of America song, ”Lump”)
”Ass Is Burning” (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, ”Beds Are Burning”)
”Breaking the Seal” (parody based on the Judas Priest song, ”Breaking the Law”)
”Lady G” (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, ”Jeremy”)
”Machines Said” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Machinehead”)
”Hydroxychloroquine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Lithium”)
”Team Ukraine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”On a Plain”)
The Alien Envision
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