I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”Shroom-Shaped C*ck” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Heart-Shaped Box”)
”Trump” (parody based on The Presidents of the United States of America song, ”Lump”)
”Ass Is Burning” (parody based on the Midnight Oil song, ”Beds Are Burning”)
”Breaking the Seal” (parody based on the Judas Priest song, ”Breaking the Law”)
”Lady G” (parody based on the Pearl Jam song, ”Jeremy”)
”Machines Said” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Machinehead”)
”Hydroxychloroquine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”Lithium”)
”Team Ukraine” (parody based on the Nirvana song, ”On a Plain”)
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