I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Pisstaker”
Not one, but six!
So, my name is Donnie; I’ve got no money; owned by the Russian mob
Together do some “laundry,” or they’ll clean me out (Oh, no-no)
So, I call my Vlady; I’m on hold, hold, hold, hold, hold
After five hours, he says, “Why don’t you just leave us alone?”
So, I wear a bracelet, as a reminder; asks “What Would Vlady Do?”
If my Cabinet protests it, I say “You are screwed!” (Oh, yeah-yeah)
So, I call a guy, who says, “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait”
“I know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, his name is Donnie; he’s lost some money; is owned by the mob
He’s on a choke-collar, so they don’t bark (Ruff, ruff, ruff)
So, he’s always their b*tch, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf
If they say to, he’ll lick his balls if one is left
So, he has no control, but wants to act like he’s really strong
Even though his muscles look like nothing more than fluff (fluff, fluff, fluff)
So, I’m a pisstaker, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Donnie, take it away again for the chorus
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, now I’m tired of doing the mob favors
Being the butt of “showers” jokes by pisstakers
Sh*t, I’ve got a call from someone named Popovsky (“Ha, ha, ha”)
“You better not take off, for we hold your golden fate”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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