I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Donnie’s a Zero”
He thinks he is seeing green, but is in the red
Dealt a winning hand, but still having to fold, as he turned casinos into sh*t
Vodka and steaks rarely miss, yet he couldn’t make a dime
The world’s greatest businessman, only if all others died
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
A big rat on his head he bought at the Dollar Store
He’s got the physique of a Chris Farley of Chippendales, only much less agile
With the complexion of a Cheeto that’s been worn
Hands so small, they were rejected by a circus-porn
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Hey-ho, Donnie’s a zero
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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