I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’
You lost another suit – this one for lyin’
Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’
The odds of you outside a cell and workin’
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’
And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’
Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’
You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’
Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson
Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic
In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge
With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)
Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape
As you break ribs eating crackers
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
Salute middle fingers
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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