I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¡Amar Old Glory Hole!”
Oh, glory hole, you’re a fantasy of his mind
What could be on the other side?
A porn star ready to spank him with his face?
His personal “doctor” saying, “Here’s something you can sniff”?
Unfortunately no, neither of those were the case
They’d be much too clean for his sick and demented tastes
Oh, glory hole, what he wants will never breathe
He’s grabbed it joyfully, while saying it makes us free
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
The stars and stripes he claims to always salute
Dodging drafts and attacking Golden Star families
There’s not a single brave bone in him
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory placed a restraining order against him
The judge said, “What the f*ck?!?,” but then, “I’ll allow it”
“I’m getting too old for this sh*t”
He started singing our banner (Glory hole!)
But remembered none of the words
“Jose built some rockets over there” (Glory hole!)
“Do the wave, watch ‘Twilight,’ and burst”
Standing tall, wearing a MAGA hat
Glory hole, don’t worry, glory hole
Old Glory will never embrace his filth
It’d rather be burned in a necessary protest
Than feel his puny hands on it
Glory hole, amar Old Glory hole
He f*cks the country over to keep from getting screwed
Whines that he’s the victim when he’s really the culprit
Such a man-baby, he is
So, glory hole, there’s no need to worry
He’ll be embraced by bars in time
Glory hole, yes, he’ll try to scurry
But will never outrun our stars and stripes
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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