I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Right the Right”
Been off course for a while
Siri’s a woman
So, they go in the opposite direction
They don’t know where they are
Or where they’re heading
But would rather wreck than admit they were wrong
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Approaching a red sign
Instead of stopping
They shout “OCTAGON!”
Sirens flashing
Figure they’re for someone else, so they speed up
Start firing guns, yelling “BLUE LIVES MATTER!”
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
They’ve been off course too long
Tank’s about empty
Yet still believing thoughts and prayers will refill it
So, they then close their eyes while behind the wheel
‘Cause apparently cars don’t drive cars; Jesus does
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They need our help; they’re too drunk to drive
Let’s control the wheel and right the right
They should prob’ly sleep it off tonight
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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