I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
”Weirdos” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Heroes”)
”Violins” (parody based on the Live song, ”I Alone”)
”I’ve Got Some Morning Wood” (parody based on the Herman’s Hermits’ song, ”I’m Into Something Good”)
Paper Beats Kid Rock
”World Ain’t Round” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Won’t Stand Down”)
”On the Wrong Side” (parody based on The Killers’ song, ”Mr. Brightside”)
I do not think CRT means what the GOP thinks it means.
Karen Rodgers Has a Dream
If You’re Not Listening, You Ain’t Woke
Vax Up and Dribble!
”Mikey’s On Crack” (parody based on the Sir Mix-A-Lot song, ”Baby Got Back”)
”Want Him to Fix My Ride” (parody based on the Bon Jovi song, ”Wanted Dead or Alive”)
”They Would Do Anything For Trump (But They Won’t Do That)” (parody based on the Meat Loaf song, ”I Would Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)”
”Blinded By the Right” (parody based on the Manfred Mann song, ”Blinded By the Light”)
”Supermassive Maskholes” (parody based on the Muse song, ”Supermassive Black Hole”)
”Get Vaxxed” (parody based on the David Bowie song, ”Let’s Dance”)
”Ron’s a Fascist” (parody based on the Live song, ”Lightning Crashes”)
”They’re Too Stupid” (parody based on the Right Said Fred song, ”I’m Too Sexy”)
”So Deplorable” (parody based on the EMF song, ”Unbelievable”)
”Campaign Moral Coma” (parody based on the Oasis song, ”Champagne Supernova”)
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