I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Harassing All Women and Girls”
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather recreate “Titanic” sinking than hear him scream her name
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather skydive without a parachute than feel his lips on hers
She’d rather always hallucinate than see his tiny mushroom
She’d rather be waterboarded than hear the torture of his words
She’d rather serve a life-sentence than spend just one second with him
He’s a third-world, sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s harassing all women and girls
She’d rather die a virgin than be within six-feet of his “wherever”
She’d rather have hair like Fester than feel what’s on his head
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
She’d rather forever sleep than find him in her bed
He’s a sh*t-hole country, only in semi-human form
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
She’d rather suffer a migraine, gout, and kidney stones than shake his hand
She’d rather get a full-face tattoo of a$$ than smell his stench
She’d rather spin in F-5 tornadoes than for him to twirl her
They want nothing to do with him; he’s still harassing all women and girls
Ooh, burn
Mic drop
Ooh, burn
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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The Made in 1776 Commission Report
The Day That Democracy Stood Still
A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh
”The Cokehead” (parody based on the Steve Miller Band’s song, ”The Joker”)
”Coal In the Stocking” (parody based on the Black Keys’ song, ”Gold On the Ceiling”)
”November Pain” (parody based on the Guns ’N’ Roses song, ”November Rain”)
”Run, Duck, and Hide” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Hitchin’ a Ride”)
”No Thanks, No Thanks” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”New York, New York”)
”Trumpers in the Cold” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”Riders On the Storm”)
”Dotard” (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, ”All Star”)
”Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (parody based on the Def Leppard song, ”Miss You in a Heartbeat”)
”The Best Words On Earth” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Last Day On Earth”)
”Yuge” (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, ”Good”)
”Tangerine” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Glycerine”)
”Ready to Take Us Back Again” (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, ”Ready to Take a Chance Again”)
”Wrong Way” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”My Way”)
”Stab Your Back” (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, ”Mack the Knife”)
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