I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“You’re Accused and Betrayed”
Insurrection!
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He has told thirty-thousand lies
So, his promises aren’t worth a sh*t
Y’all get flocked up; baa; and spout
QAnon gibberish
Attack police, what’s free
Because you’re patriotic
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
He will watch as you go down
Viking helmets and all
His show isn’t going well
Prepped for you to take the fall
You are the clowns
Go ahead, grab the flagpoles
Hit democracy’s mouth
In their graves, our Founders turn
Witnessing nooses form
Pence hangs around
So, Donnie eats his Whoppers
As you’re handcuffed and put away
Guess it really sucks to be you
You’re accused and betrayed
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces yuge evaporation
Mass-deception, repetition
Until your small brain faces bigly…
He will bail you all out
At least that’s what he says
He’s a liar, dic[tator] complier
Seemingly unable to pull out
He will bail you all out
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
L-O-C-K-E-M!
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
Dissecting a Rat Named Tim Boyd
Trial & Terror
”GQP” (parody based on the Naughty By Nature song, ”O.P.P.”)
The Made in 1776 Commission Report
The Day That Democracy Stood Still
A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh
”The Cokehead” (parody based on the Steve Miller Band’s song, ”The Joker”)
”Coal In the Stocking” (parody based on the Black Keys’ song, ”Gold On the Ceiling”)
”November Pain” (parody based on the Guns ’N’ Roses song, ”November Rain”)
”Run, Duck, and Hide” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Hitchin’ a Ride”)
”No Thanks, No Thanks” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”New York, New York”)
”Trumpers in the Cold” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”Riders On the Storm”)
”Dotard” (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, ”All Star”)
”Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (parody based on the Def Leppard song, ”Miss You in a Heartbeat”)
”The Best Words On Earth” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Last Day On Earth”)
”Yuge” (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, ”Good”)
”Tangerine” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Glycerine”)
”Ready to Take Us Back Again” (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, ”Ready to Take a Chance Again”)
”Wrong Way” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”My Way”)
”Stab Your Back” (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, ”Mack the Knife”)
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