I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“¿Amar Old Glory Hole? (Brittle Don)”
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re always cryin’
You lost another suit – this one for lyin’
Brittle con, brittle con, the truth is hurtin’
The odds of you outside a cell and workin’
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Brittle Don, brittle Don, your bones are crackin’
And, as always, your muscles are a-lackin’
Brittle con, brittle con, your schemes are slackin’
You just don’t seem to have any laws’ backin’
Can’t skirt them (Anymore!) Anymore, you lame layperson
Think this is bad? Just wait till you’re in prison
Brittle Don, brittle Don, you’re weak as plastic
In Webster’s your picture is next to “flaccid”
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
We’ll salute with middle fingers, standing tall and proud
Tears of your hammies when you walk to the fridge
With it being just three feet from your rocker (Rock away!)
Your phony doctor saying you’re in peak shape
As you break ribs eating crackers
Far away is where we think you should go
Somewhere between Saturn and Uranus
Stay in space until you float to Pluto
Salute middle fingers
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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”The Cokehead” (parody based on the Steve Miller Band’s song, ”The Joker”)
”Coal In the Stocking” (parody based on the Black Keys’ song, ”Gold On the Ceiling”)
”November Pain” (parody based on the Guns ’N’ Roses song, ”November Rain”)
”Run, Duck, and Hide” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Hitchin’ a Ride”)
”No Thanks, No Thanks” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”New York, New York”)
”Trumpers in the Cold” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”Riders On the Storm”)
”Dotard” (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, ”All Star”)
”Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (parody based on the Def Leppard song, ”Miss You in a Heartbeat”)
”The Best Words On Earth” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Last Day On Earth”)
”Yuge” (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, ”Good”)
”Tangerine” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Glycerine”)
”Ready to Take Us Back Again” (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, ”Ready to Take a Chance Again”)
”Wrong Way” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”My Way”)
”Stab Your Back” (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, ”Mack the Knife”)
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