I Feel Snitty with Craig Rozniecki
News:Politics
“Slim-to-None Funds”
Do you know who they’re stealing from?
Charities named after them
The dollars keep rolling in
Diverted to greens and bogey-men
Claiming donations as grifts
They’ve sunk lower than piles of sh*t
The depths of Satan’s fiery pit?
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Driving around in their gold carts
Crashing before they even start
As they blame Soros and RuPaul
News breaks of their organization’s scam
They don’t know irons from woods
Yet stole from the kids for these goods
Than the South Pole is cold, they’re
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
They’re always slicing to the right
Their white balls they can never find
“Mark us down for two,” they will say
Flipping birdies to youngsters on the front and back nine
Further than you could ever attempt
Even the devil is impressed
At a point where nothing can drop
Lower than it
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
None, slim-to-none funds
Take from children
Give to themselves
None, slim-to-none funds
They are the world’s biggest grassholes
Pulling for hell
Books
https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO
https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki
https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/
Blog
https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/
YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A
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Trial & Terror
”GQP” (parody based on the Naughty By Nature song, ”O.P.P.”)
The Made in 1776 Commission Report
The Day That Democracy Stood Still
A New Year With Hopes, Dopes, and Dopes’ Hopes: Part Duh
”The Cokehead” (parody based on the Steve Miller Band’s song, ”The Joker”)
”Coal In the Stocking” (parody based on the Black Keys’ song, ”Gold On the Ceiling”)
”November Pain” (parody based on the Guns ’N’ Roses song, ”November Rain”)
”Run, Duck, and Hide” (parody based on the Green Day song, ”Hitchin’ a Ride”)
”No Thanks, No Thanks” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”New York, New York”)
”Trumpers in the Cold” (parody based on The Doors’ song, ”Riders On the Storm”)
”Dotard” (parody based on the Smash Mouth song, ”All Star”)
”Debunk You in a Heartbeat” (parody based on the Def Leppard song, ”Miss You in a Heartbeat”)
”The Best Words On Earth” (parody based on the Marilyn Manson song, ”The Last Day On Earth”)
”Yuge” (parody based on the Better Than Ezra song, ”Good”)
”Tangerine” (parody based on the Bush song, ”Glycerine”)
”Ready to Take Us Back Again” (parody based on the Barry Manilow song, ”Ready to Take a Chance Again”)
”Wrong Way” (parody based on the Frank Sinatra song, ”My Way”)
”Stab Your Back” (parody based on the Bobby Darin song, ”Mack the Knife”)
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